NIGHT OF SHENANIGANS
C.C Makeup Artist Extraordinaire and I drove to China Town to Nigels Bday Dinner,and got lost for 2 hours. Finally we made it , and met some crazy azz people including our Vietnamese waiter who knew what every number on the menu was. (You never think people that work min. wage jobs are geniuses but they are) Then the Shenanigans started on the way to the bar, Von. I got ID'd for the first time in my life which was ironic because I was the tallest person in the place. But I told the bouncer look I dont have my ID and he says what do you have and I said... I got a triple A card and a Credit card which do you want... I also said I have boobs too (I didnt really say that). So he takes my triple A card and looks at it like itl have any info on it lol. So I got shitty and had a blast dancing all night, and I missed my bus back home, and have no clue how to get back home. Nigel, Dave and Chris put me in a Cab and tell him where Im going, and I get lost with this man for 2 hours telling him how Im pore and eat jello all day and I tried eating a package of duck sauce earlier that day. (you know when your drunk and you cling onto saying that one thing.. Duck sauce was mine that night) So finally we find the house, and Im creeped out because the driver keeps asking me if I want to go get food, and I try to swipe my card and his machine doesnt work. He drives away from my house to try to take me to get cash and pretty sure he wanted to kidnap me. Finally w/o paying him I got back to the area a block away and walked and just left him contact info for me to pay him which was phony because he scared me.... Later the next week Im pretty sure he was watching my house..... Shenanigans
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